February 2011
1 post
January 2011
6 posts
Snow on a Monday →
December 2010
7 posts
lizhadaway asked: what'd you get me for Christmas?
“I don’t wanna believe that all of the above is true.
But I could be...”
– Pedro the Lion, “Foregone Conclusions” - Achilles’ Heel
November 2010
8 posts
October 2010
5 posts
This just happened. Shopping in Target. Man walks directly up to me and says “Them democrats need to be sent out shopping this late at night and see how dismal they’ve made America.”
September 2010
7 posts
Why Ride a Bike When You Can Ride a Horse? →
August 2010
26 posts
Stay Puft Caffeinated Marshmallows →
Jim Henson’s family foundation to donate original Kermit to Smithsonian. Can you imagine what the inside of that puppet must smell like?
The girl at the yogurt shop was complaining about how long she has to wear a cast on her arm. Her nametag said “Patience”. Yes, I made a comment.
WatchFeeding the elephants.
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I worked all this time for WHAT?
Aug. 19th marks the annual “Cost of Government Day”. The average American finishes paying federal, state & local taxes for the year today. 231 days of working, and now I finally get around to keeping some of MY money!
“Love, it will not betray, dismay, or enslave you- it will set you free.”
“You can’t keep safe what wants to break.”
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The Boss and The Biebs
Bruce Springsteen and Justin Bieber are the same artist. Both sing about realities they do not live in. Both have fans that get excited about songs that aren’t all that great. Both creep me out a little.
